The government seems to know something that we don’t. Television stations have been running public service addresses telling us to always be prepared for an emergency.
The PSAs don’t go into specifics but they do state that New Zealanders should stock up on supplies to last us at least three days in the event of a disaster, natural or manmade.
According to the local Emergency Management Group’s Website:
The Auckland region will experience natural and man-made disasters, such as power and water failure, earthquakes, and volcanic eruptions in the future.
“How do they know?” Jacquie said. “Do they have a Magic Eight Ball? What a bunch of pessimists.”
“Fear mongers is more like it,” I said. “Still, all this talk of disasters has me thinking. What does our disaster preparation look like at this juncture?”
We ran to our pantry to inventory our supplies.
“That’s barely enough for breakfast,” I said.
“True,” Jacquie said. “But you wouldn’t need much more than that to evacuate.”
“Still, we should review our disaster planning to see where we can improve.”
Luckily, the government prints a number of pamphlets for people in different circumstances to consult when preparing for disasters.
The pamphlets proved less than helpful in our case.
We decided it would still be a good idea to follow the government’s advice and develop an action plan for what we would do in the event of an emergency, as well as build up our stock of emergency supplies.
If anything bad happened, we would go to the nearest evacuation assembly area. I happened to know from past observation that ours was in the parking lot of the local supermarket.
We developed an action plan and conducted a drill. For our scenario, we imagined our neighbors’ very existence had become intolerably, if not dangerously, obnoxious, thus forcing us to flee our beloved flat, an extremely realistic simulation.
We ran to the supermarket and assembled at the evacuation area in the parking lot. Jacquie lay down and pretended to be injured. I sat beside her and pretended to give a shit.
Soon, a supermarket manager asked us what we were doing. I explained that we were conducting a civil defense drill.
“This area isn’t an official evacuation area,” the manager said. “This is where people inside the supermarket go in case of an emergency.”
“Well, that sure put a hole in the premise of our evacuation plans,” I said. “Thanks a lot.”
“Hey, aren’t you the guy who always takes swigs of wine in the aisle before putting the wine bottles back on the shelf?”
Jacquie and I decided at that moment that we no longer wished to give this supermarket our custom and we precipitously exited the parking lot. But we still needed to go shopping to expand and improve on our emergency supplies. Luckily we found another shop to suit our needs.