This is a test. This is just a test. In an actual emergency, please go to your nearest fallout shelter (whoops, no, that was for 1950’s. Now they just tell you to follow the instructions on a certain radio frequency. By the time I find that radio frequency, everyone else will have already piled into the non-existent bomb shelters and I’ll be out there all by myself listening to static)….I have yet to find the radio station which broadcasts traffic alerts on the turnpike, not that they are much help when you are in the middle of a two hour traffica jam. Ahhh…but I digress…As I was saying, this is a test, just a test.
Basement Life 
This is a test. This is just a test. In an actual emergency, please go to your nearest fallout shelter (whoops, no, that was for 1950’s. Now they just tell you to follow the instructions on a certain radio frequency. By the time I find that radio frequency, everyone else will have already piled into the non-existent bomb shelters and I’ll be out there all by myself listening to static)….I have yet to find the radio station which broadcasts traffic alerts on the turnpike, not that they are much help when you are in the middle of a two hour traffica jam. Ahhh…but I digress…As I was saying, this is a test, just a test.